Back From The Past And Here to kick you Arse! SHAGOS

      Just in case you could'nt figure it out. It is  
              Sherlock Holmes A Game Of Shadows!!
         pfft...

                           haha..
  Anyways, sorry i was missing i action for quite some time..
     but i had an exam to focus on.. and well an exam
             isnt gonna write itself..  


 And well.. the demon is back! But before we get down to Business.
           POP QUIZZ!!!

    1. Why does this guy 
wanna save the world?
  
         TO PROVE SUMTIN.


                    





             2. Why does this guy wanna save the world?

                           ... Oh wait!
            SAVE THE WORLD??

           He's just in it for the THRILL.

      With that having said... hes one crazy ass genius mudafakar.. + badass. and by the way.. Robert J Downey pulled it off spot on.
               
           Right on.. 
 So today were watchin..

 pretty BADASS poster i'd say!

When watching this ...

the first thing that hits you right off the bat is..

             something like this....
     this movie is funny as hell!!
      I'M seriously impressed... Arthur Conan Doyle.. u da  fathermucking BOSS.
         same to you Guy Ritchie! (director)
 I Mean.. how the hell do you turn a serious movie into this.. juz amazing..

     ~They say a master goes beyong fighting. He can read his opponents mind.~
                     And Yeah The ACTION in the movie is absolutely Amazing..and creative..
   Holmes is able to visualise and predict a fight before hand...
          Not to mention there is a scene where he fight his opponent purely in his mind...!!!! FUCK YEAH...

             no... wait..... 
                                 James Bond.. pretty cool...
               TERMINATOR... pretty fucking cool..
               Holmes?.... fuuuuuuuckingggg... geniousss?!!!

      haha.. couldnt help it..

        Check out this guy... Watson.. DOCTOR WITH A TALENT FOR GUNS... OH YAEHH..

tHe music was Amazing too..
  OF course once again u gotta hear it for yourself... but there were great... and the timing and execution... FUCKING PERFECT.

 Cinematography= hypnotic..
the pinnacle of it being this who INCEPTION style run thru the forest... with slow motion tearing...
                PINCH PERFECT..

  aND THE STORYLINE IS JUST UNPREDICTABLE.. 


                     mind-blowing.
   I HAVE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS MOVIE.  



                               9 OUT OF 10  
      ~~~amazing.
          DONT.. MISS... IT.
  However i had sumtin to say when i left the cinema..

 

tHIS WAS SO GOOD I REGRET MISSING THE FIRST... BUT DONT WORRY... THEY ARENT RELATED.

this movie is definite my choice for best movie of 2011.

close second i Rise Of The Planet Of the Apes.

Its hard for movie to even get into the 9 category for me.. but this definitely!

So im signin off for now...

ROCK ON PPL!!  \m/\m/     

oh yeah..

HAPPY NEW YEAR!  

Pirates Of the fuckin Caribbean!

 Alright people! after a long reviewing break thanks to an amazing fucked time schedule!
                    IM BACK IN ACTION BABY!
                              ( theme song in background)
 AND TODAY WERE WATCHING...

         (YEAH I KNOW.. THAT PIC LOOKS LIKE SUMTIN FROM A NARNIA MOVIE..)
  Anyway heres 
                               *FUCKIN SPOILER WARNING :D*
       IM GOING TO BE DOING THIS REVIEW IN A RETROSPECT SO YEAH.. THERES THE WARNING. dont read this shit.. if you aint prepared... 
                              (theme song in background)
        so heres a couple of reason u may wanna watch this movie.
   1. TITS!!!
       This movie has lots of nudity.. and for you lady readers reading this.. there some topless musculare priest guy.. (personally i thought he was one ugly ass.. but i guess some chicks digg blue eyes and muscles.)    

                                             (thats the bugger i was mestioning.. so judge for urself)
  seriously.. well in the beginning you get lotsa topless mermaids..
  and later she turns into a human.. so you get THE WHOLE PACKAGE ! woots.. well.. the sucky part was that i had to watch the movie with my dad.. 
            fml? nah.. fml's are for whiny bitches..  so heres a warning to you family kids..   

  i know... those are some fuckin seductive mermaids.. 
       so you see.. these mermaids grab guys cuz its the mating season and pull em into the water.
 but one the was bothering me.. 
             how the fuck are they gonna have sex.. if the entry points are covers with scales!!!!!
                maybe thats why they ended up killing the guys.. (cudnt stand the frustration)   

     anyways.. being DISNEY.
                   they allways covered the goodies 
          (with some camera angles, trees, hair.. and yeah.. you get the flow) 
   well anyways..
   like they say..
      (the anticipation is usually better than the result..) haha so im not really disturbed..

   2. A SHIP THAT CAN FUCKING BLOW... FIRE!!
   gotta say.. that was pretty creative.. i can only relate it to final fantasy 5 for a self steering ship.. but considering that was in fuckin 1995 and a different platform.. im gonna hand it to disney..
     
         alright.. to end with the small talk.. time for business..
                                                     the main review                       
                 so yeah! once again..
   fuck you.. DISNEY. FOR RECYCLING SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN..
      so this time.. theyre hunting for the fountain of youth.. come on! think of sumtin i havent heard yet. 
    NOT TO MENTION THE AWFULLY PREDICTABLE STORYLINE..
               
       BUT THIS ONE'S THE SHIT..
               THIS MOVIE HAS SOME REAL GOOD ACTING..
   but i gotta complain that JACK SPARROW was too sober.. considering i absolutely loved his old style.
       but.. disney made up with the rest..
              I GOTTA SAY I FELL IN LOVE WITH IAN MCSHANE'S (aka BLACKBEARD)

      

       this guy.. really pulled it off..  seriously.. a self steering ship..!! one FUCK of an attitude.. and a cool blade.. = win!! good job.. (and there i go again.. haha)
        and penelope CRUZ did a good job too..
                 personally i think shes not that HOT.. but shes got some good acting skill..
   hats off. \m/\m/

         and for the tunes.. the main theme was used well..  but there was nothing really special about the rest..
                           well thats all for now.. personally looking forward to xmen and captain america.. i think theyre gonna be shitty.. haha.. so waiting to get the real say soon..
                 well then.. on my scale.. the pirates are gonna get a
                                             5.5 out of 10..
    due to some boring parts in the beginning (i cant beleive i actually am saying this but its true) and cuz there arent any spectacular effects or features to make up for its down sides..
                                            so dont watch this unless u gotta or ur a reviewer.. 
                                              like me :D
               and two more complains..
                        they shud have fuckin opened to bottle at the end!! grr...
                        and i absolutely saw that jack was gonna deny that kiss..
  its just something DISNEY CANT RESIS DOING.. and an officianado like me is gonna expect.. haha..
                well then.. rock on people!! \m/\m/