IM BACK IN ACTION BABY!
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AND TODAY WERE WATCHING...
Anyway heres
*FUCKIN SPOILER WARNING :D*
IM GOING TO BE DOING THIS REVIEW IN A RETROSPECT SO YEAH.. THERES THE WARNING. dont read this shit.. if you aint prepared...
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so heres a couple of reason u may wanna watch this movie.
1. TITS!!!
This movie has lots of nudity.. and for you lady readers reading this.. there some topless musculare priest guy.. (personally i thought he was one ugly ass.. but i guess some chicks digg blue eyes and muscles.)
seriously.. well in the beginning you get lotsa topless mermaids..
and later she turns into a human.. so you get THE WHOLE PACKAGE ! woots.. well.. the sucky part was that i had to watch the movie with my dad..
fml? nah.. fml's are for whiny bitches.. so heres a warning to you family kids..
so you see.. these mermaids grab guys cuz its the mating season and pull em into the water.
but one the was bothering me..
how the fuck are they gonna have sex.. if the entry points are covers with scales!!!!!
maybe thats why they ended up killing the guys.. (cudnt stand the frustration)
they allways covered the goodies
(with some camera angles, trees, hair.. and yeah.. you get the flow)
well anyways..
like they say..
(the anticipation is usually better than the result..) haha so im not really disturbed..
2. A SHIP THAT CAN FUCKING BLOW... FIRE!!
gotta say.. that was pretty creative.. i can only relate it to final fantasy 5 for a self steering ship.. but considering that was in fuckin 1995 and a different platform.. im gonna hand it to disney..
alright.. to end with the small talk.. time for business..
the main review
so yeah! once again..
fuck you.. DISNEY. FOR RECYCLING SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN..
so this time.. theyre hunting for the fountain of youth.. come on! think of sumtin i havent heard yet.
NOT TO MENTION THE AWFULLY PREDICTABLE STORYLINE..
BUT THIS ONE'S THE SHIT..
THIS MOVIE HAS SOME REAL GOOD ACTING..
but i gotta complain that JACK SPARROW was too sober.. considering i absolutely loved his old style.
but.. disney made up with the rest..
I GOTTA SAY I FELL IN LOVE WITH IAN MCSHANE'S (aka BLACKBEARD)
this guy.. really pulled it off.. seriously.. a self steering ship..!! one FUCK of an attitude.. and a cool blade.. = win!! good job.. (and there i go again.. haha)
and penelope CRUZ did a good job too..
personally i think shes not that HOT.. but shes got some good acting skill..
hats off. \m/\m/
and for the tunes.. the main theme was used well.. but there was nothing really special about the rest..
well thats all for now.. personally looking forward to xmen and captain america.. i think theyre gonna be shitty.. haha.. so waiting to get the real say soon..
well then.. on my scale.. the pirates are gonna get a
5.5 out of 10..
due to some boring parts in the beginning (i cant beleive i actually am saying this but its true) and cuz there arent any spectacular effects or features to make up for its down sides..
so dont watch this unless u gotta or ur a reviewer..
like me :D
and two more complains..
they shud have fuckin opened to bottle at the end!! grr...
and i absolutely saw that jack was gonna deny that kiss..
its just something DISNEY CANT RESIS DOING.. and an officianado like me is gonna expect.. haha..
well then.. rock on people!! \m/\m/
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